And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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