Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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