YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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