So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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