i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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