hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
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