I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
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