she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I forgot how hot balto sounded
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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