So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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