You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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