Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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