Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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