Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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