Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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