Pappa wants mamma naked
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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