Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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