no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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