I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
