White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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