butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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