drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
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