I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
