Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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