Me. At least after what I've been through.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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