Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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