WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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