But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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