Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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