I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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