Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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