Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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