Plan B is the new Plan A
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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