Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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