If i come over, it means nothing
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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