Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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