You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
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