this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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