I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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