i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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