it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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