Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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