? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Threesome in a minivan. New low
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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