He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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