How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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