I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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