just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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