He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
The adults are the big ones right?
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