i permit you to call me
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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