Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
