have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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